Teh Squeaky Wheel

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:01 pm

“What? Larry Sinclair’s book is #1 on Amazon? Michelle’s gonna kill me!”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

“Uh oh…I think that arugula was tainted.”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

” I see the face of Glenn Beck in my tortilla!”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

President Obama finds the missing vegetables from White House garden.

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

Hi, RabBeet!

And “heh”.

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

Welcome to the captioning, MyFatwaSnookiePie, Rabbit & Sven!

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:04 pm

Heya

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:04 pm

“Zombies!“

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:05 pm

Just remembered that he did hear Rev Wright all those years in that church.

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:06 pm

“Who approved Polanski as the babysitting czar?”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:06 pm

“I promised Hillary what?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:06 pm

Hey, Sven!

Would those be the WH garden vegetables with elevated levels of lead?

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:07 pm

Rabbit – Heh-heh-heh. Oh, wait – That could really happen!

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:07 pm

“Rush has my birth certificate?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:07 pm

You guys are already keeling me.

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:08 pm

Fatwa, which one?

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:08 pm

Fatwa Arbuckle: You guys are already keeling me.

Just wait ’till they get to hauling you.

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:08 pm

“The First Dog did what in my chair?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:08 pm

“OMG…Michelle does have a big ass.”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:08 pm

“Michelle’s right: No matter how many shots of tequila I take, I can’t get that taste out of my mouth.”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:09 pm

Hiya, Miss Emily!

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:09 pm

Fatwa Arbuckle: Would those be the WH garden vegetables with elevated levels of lead?

Are there any other kind?

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:09 pm

Miss E! Yay!

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:09 pm

“Videos of Michelle & Clinton? Which Clinton?”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:10 pm

Hiya, everyone!

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:10 pm

“Do my ears look big when I use this expression?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

Mr. Obama attempts an impersonation of Bill Cosby but it looks more like Stymie.

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

“I’m the President? Really?”

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:12 pm

“Wait, Iran is developing WHAT?!”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:12 pm

“OMG…it’s full of books!“

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:12 pm

“These books behind me are arranged by the Dewey Decimal system? Why isn’t there an Obama System? Or wait, we could organize by color.”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:12 pm

“There has to be more room under the bus.”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:13 pm

“…And then Mr. Soros says, ‘Start my Maxwell, Rochester.’ I go like this & he cracks up everytime.”

(joke for old people only)

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

Teleprompter sticks on high note. Film at eleven.

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

“There’s a Dolly Llama at the door?”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

“Unicorns aren’t real?????”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

“McChrystal did what??!?!“

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:15 pm

” oh please, please, please don’t tell Michelle Vera Baker is on my Blackberry”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:15 pm

“I’m supposed to work????”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:16 pm

“Sarah Palin!”

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:16 pm

You people are on fire! tonight.

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:16 pm

Spider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:17 pm

“I didn’t win American Idol????”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:17 pm

“Ayers wants how much for my next book?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

“Alright…who told the tailor I dress to the right?“

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

BK- pent up trumps wee-wee-ed up.

Comment by Dianna

October 9, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

“Why, I had no idea that the economy could do that!”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

Drinking games and quarters; no good can come from this.

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

“My tie is crooked? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

Yay! Glad you could join in tonight, Dianna!

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

‘You mean that selling your soul thing wasn’t just words??”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

Hey, Dianna!

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:20 pm

Rabbit: ‘You mean that selling your soul thing wasn’t just words??”

Can’t type. Laughing too hard.

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:21 pm

“Michelle’s geneologist found out my real father is Bill Cosby?”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:21 pm

“I’ll huff and I’ll puff…..”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:21 pm

“Bo…bad dog!!“

Comment by Dianna

October 9, 2009 @ 6:21 pm

BrendaK: Yay!Glad you could join in tonight, Dianna!

Glad to be here.

I’m trying to think of a good snark on the theme of the Whirled Peas Prize, but not getting far.

Comment by Dianna

October 9, 2009 @ 6:22 pm

Rabbit: ‘You mean that selling your soul thing wasn’t just words??”

Ooooh! That’s a good one.

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:22 pm

Paris Hilton makes a surprise visit to the White House Library.

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:23 pm

“Jeebus! Reading ‘My Pet Goat’ is hard!“

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:23 pm

“That’s a lot of coke.”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:24 pm

“Paris Hilton and Sven? On my floor?”

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:24 pm

“I’m not the King of America? Soros, you lied!“

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

“You mean we vetted someone and they didnt cheat on their taxes?”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

“Who left the unicorn in my chair?”

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:26 pm

Inspiration for Dianna:

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:26 pm

“Please tell me this isn’t a full body photo and people can see where my hands are.”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:27 pm

“Chinese finger puzzle is hard”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:27 pm

Mr. Obama reacts to Representative Waters’ “wardrobe malfunction”.

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:28 pm

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! In teh White House!!!!!!

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:28 pm

“I wasn’t in the library trying to learn anything. Really.”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:29 pm

“Bo is eating my frickin’ waffle!”

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:29 pm

[riffing on Miss Emily]

“I did too write that book. And the other one. In fact, I wrote ALL of these books! And a poem!”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:30 pm

“Crikey, Rahm…you look like freakin’ Ron Jeremy!”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:30 pm

“Joe stop licking Bo’s…”

Comment by Dianna

October 9, 2009 @ 6:31 pm

Rabbit: “Who left the unicorn in my chair?”

You are on a roll!

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:31 pm

[riffing on Rabbit]

“Bo! Stop licking my…”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:32 pm

“Axlerod?”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:32 pm

Damn, Hillary-you do have a sharp tongue.

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:34 pm

Note to Rabbit – we’re already up to 79 comments, and I only have that one image tonight, so this thread’s gonna go long.

Sorry ’bout that.

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:34 pm

“Do NOT let the girls read Mackenzie Philips’ book.”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:35 pm

Bk-it’s ok.

Comment by Dianna

October 9, 2009 @ 6:36 pm

Rabbit: “Do NOT let the girls read Mackenzie Philips’ book.”

More like, “You don’t have the age-appropriate works of Che Guevarra? What kind of school are you?”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:36 pm

I’m about out of ideas, anyway.

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:36 pm

“Teh Squeaky Wheel knows teh truth about me??????”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:37 pm

“There’s a gerbil in my chair!”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:37 pm

“How did Deb Frisch find out that I’m Sinner?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

“Deb Frisch is blogging about me?? Oh noes!!!!”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

Ha!

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:39 pm

Ha!

Heh!

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:39 pm

“Deb Frisch isn’t my friend? But she said…”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:40 pm

“If I’ve lost Teh Daily Squeak, I’ve lost middle America!”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:40 pm

“Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

“Deb Frisch is my half-sister???????”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

“Get Eric-Frisch is suing me!

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

“Man…Daley’s seriously honked-off about the Olympics!”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:42 pm

“I sing this opera for Rabbit.”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:42 pm

“Frisch is on Michelle’s Facebook?”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:42 pm

Italy, Poland, Portugal and Spain are again missing a day…and it’s my fault?

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:43 pm

“They do this every Friday?”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:44 pm

“Hannity found my transcripts?”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:44 pm

“I could celebrate my birthday for 7 days?”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:44 pm

Humility stuck in President’s throat. Film at eleven.

Comment by Dianna

October 9, 2009 @ 6:45 pm

Lee: Humility stuck in President’s throat. Film at eleven.

Ooooh!

That is apt!

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:46 pm

CAPTIONING CLOSING IN 13 MINUTES!

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

“It’s coming out of MY paycheck?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

I read “Humility” as “Hannity”.

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

“What kinda choice is this? A dead girl or a live boy?”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:48 pm

“I have to be on the same health care program?”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

“My actions have consequences?”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

“Helen Thamas wants me to what???”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

“The vacation is over?”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:50 pm

“SEIU is calling a strike on my protective detail?”

Comment by Miss Emily

October 9, 2009 @ 6:50 pm

“You found my birth certificate?”

Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

October 9, 2009 @ 6:54 pm

“Oh crap…our anniversary’s today??!?“

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:54 pm

Gaze not long into the abyss……

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 6:55 pm

CAPTIONING CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES!

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:55 pm

“The Nobel Committee wants a do-over?”

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

I think Im done-you guys did good though.

Comment by Dianna

October 9, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

Rabbit: “The Nobel Committee wants a do-over?”

Rabbit: “The Nobel Committee wants a do-over?”

Rabbit: “The Nobel Committee wants a do-over?”

Who could blame them?

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

“What do you mean- Van Jones is still mad? What does come up in yo’ face mean?”

Comment by Rabbit

October 9, 2009 @ 6:58 pm

-End-

Comment by Lee

October 9, 2009 @ 6:59 pm

Jesse Jackson wants to cut my whats off?

Comment by BrendaK

October 9, 2009 @ 7:00 pm

Captioning is CLOSED!
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